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butt surfing

When your dog sits down and only uses its front paws to walk which causes it to scoot along the ground on its butt. Usually they do this on carpet, concrete, or any other abrasive surface, sometimes leaving a poo smear. Usually means its time to get their anal glands squeezed.
Reece is butt surfing again. Looks like its time to go to the vet!

My dog butt surfed on the white carpet and now there is a brown streak.
by Reece Griffin November 15, 2007
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surfer

surfers are not stoners. it is incredibly difficult to get high off your ass the night before and paddle out in 50 degree water at 5:30. true surfers cannot be stoners for the sake of being capable to actually surf.

one who surfs. often found in australia, california, hawaii, new zealand, and many other shore-lying regions.

a surfer IS NOT any other person who wears billabong, volcom, roxy etc. and says "dude", "bro", "surfs up", etc. thats just what the media makes us out to be. surfers are also stereotyped as being male, that is very not true. some of the greatest surfers out there are female such as Keala Kennelly, Layne Beachley, Rochelle Ballard, Lisa Anderson, etc.

possibly the most serene, logical, loving, peaceful people out there. and im proud to be one of them.
fakeperson: "dude bro lets go catch some waves man! ive been surfing since forever im practically pro!!!"

surfer: "k meet me at the pier at 4a.m. for a sesh tomorrow morning bring a longsuit itll be about 42 degrees. 12 foot waves, no prob. oh and after we'll go to the jack johnson concert and get some mexican food. is san o ok? i know a spot where its pretty secluded, kindy rocky so bring your booties. Maybe meverick's would be better what do you think? how many boards do you have? i have a good sized quiver, like 4, gettin a new one in october once i get enough money to buy one. oh do you mind getting some stickybumps down the street? what kinds of boards do you have? im taking my ezera out tomorrow havent ridden her in a while. uhh you okay you look confused"

fakeperson: (has no idea what the surfer just said) "uhh ya im cool, bro. uhh ya i dont think i can make it i have uhh a doctors appointment"

surfer: "at 4 a.m.?"

fakeperson: (dsfjhsdkjfhskdjfnhkjsdhfkjsdfkjhsdf IM STUPID)
by livelovelaughsurf June 11, 2006
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surf

Fuckin' sick ass sport, riding down THE FACE of waves on a fiberglass covered foam board. But has too many posers.

Listen, assholes. Just cause you wear your white O'Neill sweatshirt and cruise on the whitewater once a year and hang out in surfshops every weekend, doesn't mean you're a surfer.

Fucking tards. Posers, and localized fuckwits like Miki Dora ruined the sport.

Still fun though. Just fuck off, posers.
There are ten surf posers for every real surfer.
by Dylan Hamilton April 4, 2005
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Surfing the crimson wave

refers to when a female is menstruating. crimson means red, as in red as blood. the wave alludes to the emotional waves that many females experience when on their period. hence, riding the waves of emotion while menstruating.
can be used in a negative way. "Dude, she's so moody. She must be surfing the crimson wave!" can also be used in a positive way. "Ebony, do you have a pad? I'm surfing the wave."
by Bandleader December 20, 2005
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surfboard

"You don't like supermodels because of jealousy; you're a surfboard."
by MichealBluth December 29, 2005
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sidewalk surfing

Riding a skateboard, designed as a means of transportation
Example:

This guy: Those pigs are always fuckin' with me just 'cause I board.

That guy: Dude, happens to me all the time

This guy: What bitches. It makes me want to put a 187 on those doughnut munchers

That guy: Chill out bro, let's do a bit of sidewalk surfing. We can fuck with 'em while we're at it
by freeleigh May 27, 2006
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About as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless
- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails

- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars
by Brammo September 24, 2006
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