Studerbag

1) A very small bag of ice.
2) To be drunk and obnoxious.

1) Ben we have three cases and all you could get was a five pound bag of ice.
2) How did he leave the concert more drunk than when we got there. He's completely studerbagged.

by Hairy Balls October 19, 2008

Smudged Crossword

A particularly severe case of aesthetically challenged dental features.

This girl who works in the off licence has got the worst teeth you've ever seen - like a smudged crossword.

by theredfella January 25, 2016

student digs

Student digs are student accomondations

Hey are you staying in the student digs?

by Winged Demon April 5, 2017

Smudged

To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.

Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.

by Jennifer Suttonsworthington June 6, 2018

Smudge Cuddling

The act of cuddling&or romanticizing road kill.

Bobby found a dead deer on the side of the highway and invited us to go smudge cuddling. I'm gonna go with him, you should come too.

by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020

student loan

A bank note taken out by a late-stage child for a quarter of a million dollars to assist them in getting a job that pays thirty thousand dollars a year. Once attained, it's required that you drink overpriced beer and cocktails while congregating with other loan holders to complain about how people who found other means to success should pay for the balance of the bill.

"When that hunk, Joe Biden, talks about wiping out my student loans, I get wet and need new panties."

by RKive$85 December 2, 2022

Global Studies

A class consisting of AP world history and Honors english. Also includes, but is not limited to, 3 hours of homework a night, limited social life, and pulling of the hair.

I have a ton of Global Studies homework tonight, man!

by Zhephyr Anne June 19, 2012