strawberry short cake

Is when you ejaculate in a womans face, then puch her in nose. The mixture of blood and sperm resembles the characteristics of a straw berry short cake

I gave Jill a strawberry short cake last night and she loved it. Crazy bitch!

strawberry short cake by Stefan Deligiannis January 3, 2009

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strawberry shortcut

Like a strawberry shortcake (the act of ejaculating on a partner's face and then punching them in the nose, the blood and semen creating the effect of whipped cream and strawberries), only without ejaculating first.

"Dude, I was pissed off at Cindy last night, so I totally gave her a strawberry shortcut."
"So... you punched her in the face?"
"Basically."

strawberry shortcut by calvin the curious January 11, 2008

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strawberry pie baby

When you are having sex with a pregnant chick, and you happen to poke the fetus inside her

Dustin was giving Kelly a strawberry pie baby, because he was poking the small skull of the little boy inside her.

strawberry pie baby by Archie and Mullet September 14, 2006

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Strawberry Milkshake

The act in which the male(during sex) cums in the woman's nose, and then punches her in the nose, therein creating a white/pink strawberry milkshake type liquid.

Dude, you need to control your bitch.

Bro, I gave that ho a strawberry milkshake, and she shut the fuck up after that.

Strawberry Milkshake by Skippy McSkankit October 9, 2006

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