bitch status

the condition which someone is in which they are acting like a "bitch", whining excessively, or making ridiculous claims of showmanship. It can only be applied by those in the general vicinity of the person considered at the moment to be the bitch. The term "bitch status" can also be used to replace the name of the person in question.

Gaines: I can't believe that P90X; it's killing me.
Back: Gaines, stop being a bitch.
Gaines: I am not being a bitch!
Back: Gaines, you're on bitch status.

Back: Hey, bitch status!
Gaines: WHAT?!

by redsphanatic November 25, 2010

Fat Boy Status

The antithesis of eating a balanced diet. Involves the consumption of extremely fatty foods in mass quantities with extreme satisfaction.

Dude, I drank too much last night so I ate 2 large pizzas, a box of wings, and 8 breadsticks this morning during the Skins game. Total Fat Boy Status.

by The JBZ September 6, 2013

rockstar-status

just another way of saying awesome. or something insanely cool. impressive.

1. that movie was rockstar-status!

2. "what did you think of the photoshoot?"
"rockstar-status."

by seiken1 February 25, 2006

Steen Status

A person who is looking like, or is acting like a slut.

Look at her clothes! She's trying to be steen status.

by Premierr November 29, 2006

G-Status

aka Gangsta Status, or your level of Gangstaness.

Tupac's G-Status is a 10, while Ja Rule's is a 0.5

Oh shit, my G-Status just dropped to a 7

by Eric Ruiz June 23, 2003

Model Status

When normal, everyday attractive girls attempt to compare their good looks to those of airbrushed models and supermodels.

ooooooooh junk! Dat girl be on dat model status.

by Kellygurl859 August 11, 2007

strauss

Technically, either Johann Strauss the Waltz King or Richard Strauss, the more serious composer who wrote tone poems and operas. Among real musicians, though, 'Strauss' almost invariably refers to Richard Strauss. You are a total noob if you think music festivals and professional orchestras program silly waltzes all the time when you see Strauss in their repertoire.

"Hey, wanna come to my concert tonight? The conductor's amazing, and we're playing Strauss."

"Uhh...I don't know if I care to hear Emperor Waltz or the Blue Danube again."

"Aww come on- we're talking 'Death and Transfiguration' here!"

by spinningtabletop January 15, 2009