Stoner Foul 

When one has smoked marijuana/gotten high then proceeds to say or do something incredibly stupid, so stupid that an observer who sees/hears this event feels the urge to call out this stupidity with a "Stoner Foul", which 1) forces the individual to stand up or sit down (the opposite of which one they are doing at the time of the stoner foul) and 2) succinctly points out the flaw/terrible idea/fuck up for everyone to hear.

Travis: "Man, instead of making expensive bombs and wasting money, the government should just make a bomb full of pennies cause if you drop those from like something high, it would kill someone, so a penny bomb would be awesome"

Josh: "Stoner Foul"

Stoner Foul by JR2112 July 19, 2010

Stoner Moment 

When you are having a conversation, or in a situation, and you completely forget a major part of what you were going to say or do.

"I was talking to Carol on the phone, right? And while we were chatting, she was re-dressing Jeremy's wounds. I'm so glad he's out of the... uh... fuck. HOSPITAL! He's out of the hospital. Sorry. Stoner moment."

Stoner Moment by afallenmind January 20, 2015

stoner glasses 

big rimmed sunglasses that usually take up more than half of your face. stoner glasses are so dark that no-one can tell you are stoned. if you can see through the lenses, they aren't stoner glasses.

girl #1: oh man do i look stoned?
girl #2: totally, u better put on some stoner glasses.
girl #1: *puts on stoner glasses* great, now my parents won't notice.

stoner glasses by carito April 27, 2006

stoner drop

When you're so stoned that you stand up and fail to remember that there were lighters/weed/your phone/or random shit in your lap.

Anna stands up and goes inside.
A random lighter clatters to the ground.
"Where'd that lighter come from?"-Summer
"Anna must've stoner dropped it."-Alex

stoner drop by baby tarzan November 4, 2013

stoner rage 

When a person addicted to marijuana becomes aggressive, usually when they are not high anymore and/or do not have immediate access to marijuana.

Dude, my cousin flew into a stoner rage on our family vacation after not smoking pot for 12 hours.

stoner rage by Emma Craig January 5, 2015

Stoner Corner

A 'Stoner Corner' is a place where people chill. It is generally near a staircase. No stoners must be present for a corner to be a Stoner Corner, but everyone in the corner must either be very quiet or very loud, and constantly discuss music.

"Hey! Lets go talk about the Grateful Dead over in the Stoner Corner!"

Stoner Corner by Dewfiend December 31, 2007

Stoner-Boner 

A semi-erotic sensation that occurs when first seeing or smelling very strong cannabis

"I went to the weed expo and had a stoner-boner the whole time!"

Stoner-Boner by AcidFr33k April 23, 2010