California sober

Only drinking and smoking weed without hard drugs

Person 2: “want to snort coke?”

Person 1: “I can’t, I’m California sober now.”

by Girl with a sexy vagina April 11, 2021

scobe

1. to nervously scratch one's upper chest and subsequently sniff one's fingers while simultaneously presenting an expression of complete confusion.

2. to receive fellatio while scratching one's chest and screaming "I AIN'T GOT NO HAPPY FEEET!"

(Related Words: scobes, to scobe, scobing, scobed)

1. "As I realized that the girl I wanted to get with all year was finally in my room, I began to excessively scobe myself."

2. Francisco: "Yo bro, how was your night? Did you finally get with Tina?"
Nani: "Haha, yeahhh kid, she scobed me all night. And honestly, probably one of the best scobes I've ever had."
Francisco: "Damn, son."

by Marcelo Tavarez April 17, 2008

Sobe

Adj. or N.
Short for sober.
Can be used to describe someone or how drunk you/someone else is.

^I don't wanna be the sobe tonight.

^Here's a drink meng--- you are WAY to sobe.

by YOMENG October 4, 2008

sober cobra

A guy that goes to a party sober and prays on intoxicated girls

"Dude Cal hasn't had one drink but he's going sober cobra on all these girls."

by asapjack September 21, 2014

Soberist

The most pathetic human beings on earth. They believe in soberism and stopping ganja's ways.

I can't believe Luke tapped out on the blunt. He's such a soberist

by Nguyenchominh October 25, 2017

scobes

a really cool guy, originating from melbourne, australia. popularised by mono and meredith culture.

scobes is cool; did you see scobes naked at meredith?

by sarahp September 25, 2004

sobe

the epitome of cool; awesomeness without boundaries; cool without trying; something that everyone wishes they were like but are grossly incompetent at being; synonym: BAMF

"have you noticed how Sobe they are? everyone has to come talk to them. "

"She's so Sobe and doesn't even know it."

"Why are you trying to be Sobe? everyone knows your a goober."

by doncornelius October 6, 2010