fuck my dick with a stick

an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.

can be used in place of FML.

*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"

*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"

gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"

by thatguyathjs November 15, 2011

doom stick

penis, phallus, knob, willy, dick, cock, shmeegal/shmeagel etc

'suck my doom stick til it SQUIRTS! SQUIRTS! SQUIRTS! mayonaise in yo mouth-then savour the saltyness'

by caffeinesoul July 3, 2005

Disqo Stick

A mans erect penis

Wow Nicole, I would really love to go for a ride on Mike's Disqo Stick

by Mr. Wanderer November 30, 2009

Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool

A state of being surprised and having a liking of Tre' Cool.
Also Just wanting Tre' Cool.

Did you see that Janie and Larz are going out now?
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

by Sam Pardee January 2, 2009

dip a stick

Gently place the dick in her ass and pound away; at your climax make her suck it then screw her vag as you cum in her pussy.

Man, I did my girl last night in every hole my dick was her dip a stick

by truey January 20, 2009

devil sticks

the knives used in 'knife hits'. when the knives are heated they go red like the devil.

are those devil sticks glowing yet, i got a good bit o resin ready

by happy harry July 16, 2007

stinky feet fart liking scum dump

Smells like farts
Scum dump
Has stinky feet
Looks like a turkey

You are a stinky feet fart liking scum dump

by Fat12354 April 20, 2017