cousin it stew

when you dook, forget to flush, and then shave your pubes on top of it.

christine walked into her bathroom, lifted the lid to find kevin's cousin it stew. she almost hurled.

by d.monaaaay November 22, 2007

letting it stew

when u gotta shit but you hold it in so it liqifys and smells worse
better when ur in a dorm or with friends in a house

when ur playin xbox and u let it stew for 3 hours and stink up the house
letting it stew

by ak14lax January 6, 2009

cock-a-doodle-stew

when a man squirts chunky jizz in to your mouth!!!

man: hey, you want ta try some cock-a-doodle-stew

girl: sure.

man: ok, close your eyes and open your mouth.

girl: umm, ok.

man: *squirt* aww thats better.

girl: mmm, tastes like chicken.

((lmfao))

by cynful panda November 13, 2009

Toliet bowl stew

The act of shitting,pissing,and puking in the same toliet without flushing.

Tom:Dude I was at a party the other day and guess what I left in their bathroom?
Bill:What?
Tom:A pinch of piss,a dash of shit,and tad bit of puke.
Bill:HaHa you left them a hearty serving of Toliet bowl stew

by D-williy April 1, 2010

Beefing my stew

1. Pulling my leg
2. Complicating things unnecessarily

No way! Are you beefing my stew?

by JoeDuck January 19, 2011

Beef Stew

A diarrhea like substance that comes out the anus after farting. Usually by surprise. Similar to the shart, only a little wetter.

"Dude I farted during class and made beef stew in my pants"

by beckerface January 25, 2010

semen stew

(n.) The result of a long bukkakesession. At first it's a stew, later it becomes a crust, usually around the chin.

Look at the semen stew on that girl's face. That'll crust any minute now. YUMMY!

by zorpidus April 16, 2004