steaming stanley

Basically, a gigantic pile of fresh poop! It's so fresh you can see the steam lines rising off the giant land mine!

Hey cowboy, you had better watch out for the steaming stanley that you are about to dip your ostrich leather boots into!

by Stinerooski September 22, 2005

pedo stache

the wispy half-mustache found on many teenage boys, but also some middle aged men, that make them look like pedophiles

Ew, john needs to shave that pedo stache, either grow it out or get rid of it:/

by thispussymute October 10, 2020

power stance

A stance normally used by people who are mentally handicapped at around lunch time in school cafeteria's after they are done talking to people. The left foot is forward and the right foot is back, while they rock back and forth while looking at the clock.

Damn it must be 12:10, Sara is doing the power stance again!

by Ethan Shaver February 1, 2008

Ottawa Stanley Cups

10 in total, won in the 1902/03, 1903/04, 1904/05, 1905/06 seasons making the Ottawa Senators the first Stanley cup dynasty team. cups were also won in the 1908/09, 1910/11, 1919/20, 1920/21, 1922/23, 1926/27 season. Often ignored by Leafs fans in thier illogical arguments about how Toronto is some how better.

Leafs Fan - Leafs are better then Ottawa, you guys have never even won a cup
Sens Fan - actualy there are 10 Ottawa Stanley Cups
Leafs Fan - those don't count
Sens Fan - well those Sens are about as related to our franchise as the 1967 Leafs are related to the clowns who wear the Leafs jersey today, also when was the last time you made the playoffs
Leafs Fan - ... ummm Sens suck
Sens Fan - Original

by Sam Walsh April 9, 2008

stanker

A slutty whore who hasn't showered in weeks.

"Hey man, did you hear that Charlie Sheen fucked 20 stankers last night

by charles fatley January 24, 2011

half stache

1. (n.) A partially developed mustache with a soft, fuzzy texture instead of thick, fully developed facial hair. It is undesirable and should be shaved off as soon as possible.
2. (n.) One who sports such a mustache in a desperate attempt to appear mature or cool, but obviously falls far short of their goal. A person with a half stache usually tries to act intellectual and contantly engages in unwanted political conversation with persons who do not desire to hear the half stache's ramblings.

Look at that loser, he has a half stache.

Half stache is trying to discuss popular soveriegnty with Mr. Knix again. I wish that idiot would know his place and just shut the hell up. Nobody even cares about what he has to say.

by Board of Education May 17, 2006

Stanley

Name given by a man referring to his penis. From The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. Diceman referrs to his unit as 'Stanley, you know, like the power drill'

Guess who's coming over for a visit tonight?

Who?

Stanley.

by Bill Adama July 1, 2010