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stalker

hey brody, if your looking for me i have some hints,

i go to your school
i have a dog
i have blue eyes
i’m 14

(pretty bad hints i know)

you probably have no idea who i am
by Funky.Chunky.Monkey. November 29, 2020
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mda stalker

I gun nut who stalks the Facebook pages of the local Moms Demand Action group and follows them to where they are having lunch. Sometimes by himself or if time permits, he will organize friends to join him. This stalker also practices open carry and comes armed with a gun claiming he is defending his 2nd amendment rights. The sad reality is, he's a stalker who is trying to intimidate.
Ex: Kory checked his local MDA Facebook page everyday until finally one mentioned meeting for lunch the next week. Quickly, he sent out the alarm to the other MDA stalkers to unite!
by kissmygrits December 15, 2013
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Walker Stalker

When someone is heading in the same direction as you and they walk too close behind you and it makes you feel like your being stalked.
I was walking to work this morning and that wierd geeza from down the street was walking behind me, he was that close I could feel his breath on the back of my neck, he was being a proper Walker Stalker.
by LLLLLLegend January 9, 2020
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D1 stalker

D1 stalker is someone who gonna stalk yo shi no matter whatttt im a stalker from day1
person1 - stop stalking my shi bruh

person2- idccc ima keep doing me😭

person1- D1 STALKER FR
by RAHHHH523 February 5, 2024
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Albino Stalker

term often used to describe an individual that is physically visualized as fat and just plain fugly. This individual spends most of their time staring at bookmarked pictures of women from their school. This person may also spend time masturbating to Wizards of Waverly place.
Im so horny right now I could pull an Albino Stalker. Where's my season DVD of Wizard's of Waverly Place?
by AEMan1234 June 28, 2010
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Stalker

My stalker ALSO walks free. Surveillance, Life invasion, Intimidation, and Interference through sabotage or attack are the 4 categories of stalking. All of thise things are on some level happening to me too! We're stalker buddies!
Hym "Hey, very cool! Me and Taylor are stalker buddies! And mine are just as fat and gross as yours are! Look at em. Look look look, we got the fat, bald, fish mouthed retard whose been there for 15 years and doesn't like it when I chat up the honies. We have this gross bloated fuck who looks inflatable, and then we got the fat retard molester with the hot sister they REALLY don't want me to be around. Hilarious! Me and Taylor forever! Stalker buddies for life!"
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024
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