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Stalker's Christmas

Valentine's day.

The day that all crazy stalker types can run around and leave anonmyous gifts and what not for their intended parmour/victim while not blatantly violating the terms of the restraining order.
"I just found a 20 page sonnet and a stuffed animal on my front porch. "

"Isn't that the neigbor's creepy grandson hiding in the bushes across the street?

"Stalker's Christmas!"
by One Dark Hearted Fool February 21, 2010
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Stalker Pietrow

(Pietrow, Pietrov, Petrov, etc.) Hero of anectodes told by "Blind" - main character of books about a daltonist stalker. He could be drunken russian brother of Chuck Norris.
Once upon a time, Stalker Pietrow came to the Monolith and did not sober up for the whole week.
by Pietrow August 1, 2021
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Pussy Stalker

A guy who stalks girls by staring at their pussies 24/7.
Luke is such a pussy stalker for staring at Kira's pussy.
by HeavyMetalGuy360 October 3, 2016
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Anti-stalker

An anti-stalker is, as you might think, the antithesis of a traditional stalker. A shared behavior among anti-stalkers and stalkers is that they both learn the schedules of their target. However, stalkers aim to follow their target while anti-stalkers aim to avoid them.
Stacy: God, Brian's such an anti-stalker, I swear I'm gonna hunt him down and use his crush on me as soon as I get my hands on him.
Tiffany: That's creepy.
by Some lifeless loser February 2, 2024
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Stalker Mcfinnigan

a person who is without a doubt awesome and is best friends with the faultwindenburger wiggins.

also can be known as a pornstar and has many enemys named keah!
Stalker Mcfinnigan: i love being a pornstar with as many enemys for which that i do!
FaultWindenBurger Wiggins: so your saying you would of never gone down any other road.
Stalker Mcfinnigan: nope!
FaultWindenBurger Wiggins: and their you have it
by Bitch Who Stole Your Hat June 16, 2011
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Stalker

A stalker is obsessed with someone for various reasons so they will stalk that person to glean information from the victim. The victim most likely doesn’t even know what’s going on. Stalkers are linked to severe/fatal/lethal mental health disorders and could be potential killers. These individuals are categorized in the cluster b personality disorders in psychology. Like Borderline Personality Disorder, Antisocial Personality Disorder, Narcissistic Personality Disorder and sometimes Histrionic Personality Disorder. Other stalkers can also be in the cluster a personality disorders like Paranoid Personality Disorder, Schizoid Personality Disorder and Schizotypal Personality Disorder. Half of them have poor critical thinking skills, especially intimate cluster a diagnosed stalkers. They hallucinate and hear things. There are 5 types of stalkers: The intimate stalker, the acquaintance stalker, the public figure/celebrity stalker, and the gang stalkers. The usual causes of this like obsession and pathological envy is typically the root of this problem. Or because they want to be in a relationship with them.

Cyber-stalking: Cyber-stalking is a more subtle form of stalking, and less detected. Basically it’s when stalkers stalk online instead of real life and go on social media websites and on their account to get information from the victim. It’s super rare but people can get arrested from cyber-stalking

Contact the police, file a restraining order, intimidate them and block them
Dear Diary: “Why are you stalking me? What’s so special about me anyways? I’m just an average man/woman with an average life, I work from nine to five. Hey hell I pay the price. I always wanted to be left alone in my average home, but why do I always feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone? I always feel like somebody’s watching me” STALKER!
by Wren Eleanor January 15, 2023
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Insta Stalker

When someone views your instagram profile and watches your stories without following you.
John is an Insta stalker he watches my stories without following me.
by OnTop January 21, 2020
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