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mda stalker

I gun nut who stalks the Facebook pages of the local Moms Demand Action group and follows them to where they are having lunch. Sometimes by himself or if time permits, he will organize friends to join him. This stalker also practices open carry and comes armed with a gun claiming he is defending his 2nd amendment rights. The sad reality is, he's a stalker who is trying to intimidate.
Ex: Kory checked his local MDA Facebook page everyday until finally one mentioned meeting for lunch the next week. Quickly, he sent out the alarm to the other MDA stalkers to unite!
by kissmygrits December 15, 2013
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Facebook Stalker

1. Someone who responds to about every post, likes every post, etc. that you post. The only exception to this is that simple minded family friend who does not really understand Facebook, or family of course. Depending on who it is, it's hard to get them to stop. You can drop them, but it's not always that simple. The best option is to cut them off from your news feed, as that avoids the "why did your drop me boo hoo" drama. Family cannot generally be a Facebook stalker. You dad sometimes quotes on everything because, well, you know dads...

2. A non-existent person that a person worries about by looking for tools to track their supposed stalker. Since it really does not matter if someone is looking at your pictures six times a day, there is not point in worrying abut it. The only real way to know a stalker, or worry about it, is when they post or like. Otherwise, like them browse your pics. It's rather vain and stupid to try and found out who they are. It shows a person who feels very self-important and conceited.
Definition 1

Bryan: "Amanda is pretty much liking everything I post. It's a bit annoying."

Jeff: Yeah, she's a facebook stalker.

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Katie: I really wish I could find something to see who is looking at my pictures all the time.
Tiffany: I know, like totally. It's so creepy to thing about.
Sophia: Yeah, it is creepy, but let them. It's not like it's hurting you. It's different if they are constantly commenting on your stuff, etc. I mean does what some creeper does in their own time really matter. It's like some guy masturbating thinking about you. Creepy maybe, but let him.
by Urban Sophist April 5, 2015
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mother-stalker

A loved one who stalks you as a means to show affection

or someone who claims they love you and feels to help you act in a mannerly way
mother-stalker: nice comment on Reddit last Wednesday at 3am!

pal: you noticed <3

mother-stalker : dont i always? :)

pal:ha ha ha

mother-stalker: ha ha ha ha ha! i LOVE you!
by Worde May 2, 2015
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Pussy Stalker

A guy who stalks girls by staring at their pussies 24/7.
Luke is such a pussy stalker for staring at Kira's pussy.
by HeavyMetalGuy360 October 3, 2016
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stalker light

A public light source like a street light or floodlights that turn off as you walk by them, instead of turning on like they are supposed to.
Drunk chick: "Hey I'm going home."
Helpful friend: "Make sure to take Main Street because there's that stalker light in the quad."
by bennthewolfe October 23, 2015
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Stalker

Stalker (n): formal term of a Jihad
Hey do you know Jihad?
Oh you mean Stalker?
Yeah bro
by Manabananaaaa November 16, 2019
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Stalker

Stalk°er

One who has demonstrated a repeat pattern of obsessive behaviour.

Contacts single mothers in an effort to cause harm or slander related to a target of obsession.

It is important to remember that stalking is a pattern, and attaching this label to someone should only be done when repeated.

Stalkers/abusers are typically enabled by thots with daddy issues that seek validation in male attention. They are just as tragic.

Stalk°ing
"Scott was convicted of online stalking, and is doing it again by contacting single mothers due to unhealthy obsession in an attempt to validated his own actions, this is what a stalker does"
by Ashleyjohnson578 April 4, 2019
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