sludgemuffin

wordIced teaword with a little wordMountain Dewword poured in.

I love to drink sludgemuffins.

by Trogdor September 28, 2003

sludgeing

1)walking throught the rain when the sewers are backed up and you can't tell if you stepped on someone dog, or someones log.
2)going out in public if you haven't had a proper bath or a change of cloth's in days.

"dude! i saw dave at the mall! he was totally sludgeing and he was flirting with the hot tpic girl!"

"gross. he smell's like wet monkey butt most of the time, already. he's gonna be lonely tonight."

by Reiji June 8, 2007

spudgit

When you jack-off in the bathroom at a party or event with lots of people outside and get spoodge all over your hand... then... run out and slap a guy in the face and yell..."SPUDGIT"
hint:(You have to slap him so hard he doesnt realize he has sperm on his face for at least 2 seconds)

This technique works REALLY well if your ex shows up with some new guy... give that guy a spudgit and teach both him and her a lesson.

by 455manxxx September 25, 2007

Spudeey

Noun: A young child or baby.

Did you see that 6 year old he was such a spudeey.

by GiRaymundo November 2, 2008

spadge

a spadge is a cockey person who likes there family in the wrong way

your a right spadge you

by bob norris March 4, 2009

smudgewringer

a dirty old pedo that shouts at young ladies that are still in school unniform (usually from the back of a white van, which is their natural habitiat)
this can also refer to teachers that make the girls fetch the scissors from the bottom draw

old man: get your rat out
young girl: err, what a smudgewringer

by moistynob July 20, 2009

Sludgepunch

After andministering a good long Sludgepump you pull your fist out and punch the woman or man in the face, scattering their feces across their face.

"I sludgepunched her so hard in the face there was shit on the ceiling!"

by dig- September 16, 2009