cum sprinkler

When you tell a guy that you will suck him off but not to cum in your mouth but he decides to do it anyway you look up at him with a smile and spit spray all of his cum on him

I told him not to cum in my mouth cause i had a sick stomach from drinking to much.. but he came in my mouth anyways and i was pissed so i became a cum sprinkler

by agentjrt January 3, 2016

Calabasas Sprinkler

Only realistic if you have fierce and soft diarrhea, the kind you might chance upon after a spicy meal or a binge at PF Chang's. To achieve: point your anus toward the sky, proceed to projectile shit and periodically redirect your ablutions (left or right) in the same way a lawn sprinkler may redirect water on a front lawn.

Had the worst shits the other night, decided to do a Calabasas Sprinkler all over the bath

by Soul_Doubt January 12, 2019

Rusty sprinkler

When a guy pees into another person's butt and then said person excretes the urine on another's face.

Did you see Robert's face when Lauren gave him a rusty sprinkler?

by Itsmetho1 January 25, 2019

shrinkled

The appearance of male genitalia after a certain age, too much weight, too much alcohol. It's a combo of shrunken and wrinkled.

When he took his pants off, his junk was so shrinkled I lost all interest.

by Syllable aficionada May 8, 2011

sprinklify

Sprinklify was created by Moriah Elizabeth, Moriah is a popular youtuber, the word was first used in her first ever Squishy Makeover video while she waited for purple paint to dry on an icecream cone.

The word was used to describe her actions, she was adding sprinkles onto the paint while waiting for it to dry. Therefore sprinklifying the icecream

Moriah: While I wait for this paint to dry, I should put some sprinkles on to sprinklify it!

by A very hostile bird March 18, 2022

scrinkle

a creature, a fucking gremlin, if you will.

utterly despicable? (occasionally)
basically a little cretin.

jesus christ stop being such a little scrinkle and get out of my bins for the 3rd time

by mabers July 7, 2022

Sprinkles

A person that likes cinnamon sprinkles blown in their face. Acts insane , spastic, stubborn and annoying. A egotistical prick.

Tim is acting like sprinkles again at work.

by sprinkles_hater May 30, 2011