Hulu and Screw

When you're too poor to afford netflix so you use hulu with your bae

Guy: My netflix subscription is gone...so, Hulu and Screw?

Girl: As long as i get fucked while watching Twilight I'm in.

by MrShitInYourHouse774 March 30, 2016

Fuck or screw the moderators day

For the month of april all days this day is active

Tony: its Fuck or screw the moderators day,We cant be banned,Muted,or warned or even demoted for this month horaay!
Shaun:I know,im one of them :(.

by Mandyan April 10, 2022

left handed screwdriver

when your fellow tradies are out on smoko and they ask the new apprentice to give them a left handed screwdriver, it's both a prank and an intelligence test to check if he knows his tools.
It's a more generalised version of the 'muffler bearings' prank that car mechanics often ask from new trainees.

Tradie: "Oi Jimbo, can you go down to bunnings to grab me a left handed screwdriver?"
Apprentice: "Sure, but have you found the muffler bearings yet?"

by ahnonnymoose December 24, 2022

how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb

A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.

You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.

by *Cough* *Cough* June 5, 2016

screw dat

basically meaning screw that or forget that- turning down something ridiculous, stupid, or pam.

"Screw dat! I'm going home."

by RW October 25, 2004

screwhead

Someone who sips drank. Though known throughout Texas, it became known nationally with the passing of SUC originator DJ Screw.

Ask Lil Yo where he got that drank from. You know he's a true Screwhead.

by 5thWardMario April 5, 2012

screwed

to be in alot of trouble by someone. commonly used in future or present tense.

Adam: Shit! I failed my science exam I am soo effing screwed!

or
Tom: You robbed a bank?! You can't hide in my house! If you get caught, we are BOTH gonna be sooooo screwed!!

by bigggunns June 22, 2009