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slooge

1. She was so hot I thought I was going to splooge on the spot.
by Allen February 9, 2004
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Spooge Pig

I blew over her face, and she wanted more... What a fuckin spooge pig!
by Redneck_Xf February 19, 2009
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spooge platack

When having sex with a woman, you are about to cum, you pull out, jizz in your hand, and slap her. Preferably in the face.
Bob: Dude that chick last night was a total freak, she said it was cool to do anything!!

Chris: Really? Did you get a rusty trombone?

Bob: No i spooge platacked her!!

Chris: SWEEEEEET.
by Couchwarrior-07 September 10, 2009
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spoogetios

the direct result of a circle jerk into a bowl of tomato sauce. the stringy gobs cum resembles noodles.
matt and his buddies were circle jerking loads of spoogetios into each others mouths for dinner.
by dicksmack67 October 27, 2009
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Spoogem

Both the act and product of male ejaculation. Highly effective when shouted out during said act.
Ohhhh, ahhhh I'm about to SPOOGEM. Now you have SPOOGEM all over your face.
by spoogem February 3, 2010
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spooge

1. to ejaculate

2. semen
He acted as if he were regretting an incident where he wanted to spooge on the bed but did not want to clean it up.
by The Return of Light Joker January 3, 2009
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Spooge

She licked the spooge off the end of my rod.
by Hambot September 23, 2005
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