Sploodge

to strain whilst shitting

i was having to really sploodge hard before i crapped myself

by parky August 15, 2003

Splooge

A splotch of any liquid that has stuck in the form it became in the action of splotching.

You are a splooge!
Your mom is a splooge!
Your sister is a splooge! What?!

by Bobb Dole January 11, 2009

splooge

The gelatinous goop found in drain pipes under the kitchen sink

The sink was stopped up- when I took the pipes apart they were lined with thick gobs of splooge...

by Daniel the Wise July 28, 2008

Bunyon Splooge

When a man ejaculates a huge amount of semen all over the place. Paul Bunyon is a huge man hence the Bunyon Splooge.

"I layed a bunyon splooge on my lady last night, her face was COVERED!"

by Nafty April 5, 2006

sploog

sploog; to sling one feces at another bootyassshitcrappoopsexhole

Ryan Murray was splooged in the side of the head in isle 3 at MIchaels cause you know there shelves are full of shit

by thesaurus January 22, 2005

splooge

when a girl squirts but at the time she is having her period

shawn stepped in her splooge after mike had sex underneath shawn's bunk

by bitch nuggets May 30, 2007

Splode

what happens to your head when someone just wont shut up!

Be quite or my head will splode!

by C:/dos run December 10, 2004