Sped Points

Accreditation for a retarded behavior.

Tyler got 20 sped points for having a tape dispenser for 5 years.

Phill got 40 sped points for jumping out of a moving vehicle in front of a police station shouting "I HATE THE POLICE!"

by Salty Sauce December 26, 2009

sledgeham

is the act of going harder than ham.

"Kobe went ham tonight man"
"Yeah but LeBron went sledgeham"

by ChristReigns August 25, 2011

Sped Bot

A piece of software that a certain special person by the name of Braydan Winter uses to get an advantage over gaming and real life.

"Sped Bot recommends that you do not enter this water fight."
"Alert, Sped Bot encountering critical error, 1 + 1 is far to difficult to solve."

by TheBatwing October 2, 2011

sled ride

The act of mounting your partner from the rear as they lay on their belly arms forward and legs bent upward as if they are riding an old school radio flyer sled.

The physical position that resembles a person lying on a sled belly down with legs pointing up and arms stretched forward, as their partner enters from the rear. Much like a sled ride while on a old school radio flyer sled.

by Big Wave Dave & Tabby April 11, 2014

Sped

Short for Special Education. Can be used as a noun or to describe someone's needs.

I got a job as a Sped para.

I'm in the mild/moderate sped program.

He's mild sped.

by Satirically Cheesy August 6, 2017

Sped

a person by the name of avery sartin...

“damn avery your a sped”

by Beepboop24 January 8, 2019

Sped

A word for calling someone stupid,or retarded.

Jonah is actually a sped

by Ogre Boi March 20, 2019