Sperm Bulge

The inflation of the ball sack, caused from a lack of sex or wanking.

Dave "I haven't pumped for a month."
Mike "Man you must have a fair Sperm bulge."

by Lukethesod March 6, 2009

Sperm Cramp

Crampage of which sperm is blocked from the penis, causing stinging and harsh brutal pain, but pleasure at the same time.

Hey David, my sperm cramps were very painful last night, how were yours?

by Bodacious Blueberry January 29, 2023

sperm balloon

sperm balloon is to mean when you are having sex, you rip off the condom and put the condom on your partners mouth. she will then blow and make the condom into a balloon. she then ties the balloon and sits on it till it pops and the liquid goes everywhere.

oh my god, last ngiht was great, she made a sperm ballon and it went everywhere. but it was so fucking awesome.

by fucksoid February 18, 2005

Bull Sperm

its the cooler way to say Bull Sh**!

Thats a bunch of BULL SPERM I did not sleep with your mom last night it was your Grandma thank you!

by Lindsay January 22, 2004

Sperm Belcher

A person or persons, female or male, queer or straight who gives head and swallows.

That dude is definitely a sperm belcher.

by yukon June 20, 2006

Sperm Cork

A person who acts as a 'sperm cork' prevents ejaculation via any means neccessary.

Richard Dunne was such a sperm cork when he tried taking pictures of Jo Cole eloping with Harriet Goldwin.

by SuperDanNoxt July 15, 2010

Sperm Production

The stuff thats happening in a dudes sack when hes awake and asleep

Dons sperm production was cut down because he masturbated too much.

by Johnnay boyyyy December 25, 2007