spedestrian

any person whose walk is the speed of an average man's run, yet still has natural steps. Scientists have yet to understand how they keep up speed for so long without running. May cause others in the group to jog in order to catch up. Made from speed + pedestrian

(pant, pant) Oh great, these fuckin spedestrians are killing me, I actually have to run to keep up with them. Damn.

by Paul Wall II February 25, 2007

Spedification

Process of Becoming A SPED Student.

Homer you are so fuxed up in da head i have to put you into the Special Ed Classes.

Pardon?

by gtkSpeRt December 27, 2003

spedonking

Like a donkey, the woman gets down on the floor - hands and knees - the man then places his ballsack on her back and slowly rubs them on her bare skin until he orgasms.

Mark: What's for dinner later?
Jenny: Whatever you want...
Mark: How about shepeard's pie?
Jenny: Sounds good!
Mark: Good! And after that we'll have a little session of spedonking.

by Quacky Quetzel March 27, 2010

spedism

A religion for someone who is sped

“I’m thinking of joining spedism”

by Henry_the_baddy July 27, 2018

Spedofile

Sexual predator of the mentally retarded; nothing to do with being underage... they're victims are just really stupid.

Someone: hey did you hear joey is going out with avril lavigne?
Someone else: aw man, I told you that kid was a spedofile!

by Fox Infrared November 25, 2003

Spedtacular

To be spectacular of the sped nature
see sped

1. man that guy with 3 legs over there is so spedtacular
2. the way he is mumbling those words is so spedtacular

by Letchy September 10, 2005

spedric

Spedric is a combination of the words: spastic, special education and simply means "retard" or "special"

"Look at the 'spedrics' dribbling while there eating"

by The Aussie Ranga March 18, 2010