taint smacker

A successful taint smacker is one who smacks a girls taint with his ball-sack so hard during intercourse it causes her taint to bleed out leading to an infection which causes swelling and build up, creating a taint monster. Be careful because taint monsters are notorious for also being taint smackers by smacking taints during sex in order to reproduce more taint monsters.

Linda- "Damnit Johnny, you know how i know that you are a dirty taint smacker."

Johnny- "No, Linda how."

Linda- "Because I woke up this morning with a little taint monster."

by yahlay-illy August 2, 2010

smacker

1.(n) A stupid, inept, or dorky person.

2.(n) A person who jerks off.

Many people labeled George W. Bush a "smacker" after his handling of the presidency.

What kind of "smacker" do you have to be to get your dick caught in the orange juicer?

by Locker December 12, 2008

Spackenkill

Area where a bunch of douchebags live and like to torment people with less power than them.

Of course they're saying bullshit about you, they're from Spackenkill.

by AnonVanH April 29, 2012

slackercross

The combination of two popular pastimes, slacking and motocross,The act of racing motocross on a Gaming consol while holding down the couch,hence forth: SLACKERCROSS

Suit down, Couch Up and E-race On with slackercross, the first organized and sanctioned electronic motor sports racing association.

by Rick Chew March 21, 2008

slackerita

Slackerita; (noun): Intentional slacking. The act of slacking off. The process of slacking.

I was working on the project all day and my partner became a slackerita.

by James Mark II May 17, 2008

Slackerina

The graceful art of slacking. One who gracefully slacks.

Todd: Do you have the pictures ready yet?

Trish: Oh, sorry man, only 1/2 way through them. Still need to edit.

Todd: Could you be a bit more of a slackerina? People are waiting for them.

Trish: I'm an artist, Todd. You can't rush it.

by Pattyrea October 3, 2009

SLACKERISDOM

The every day , wisdom for any situation you encounter and how it is perceived.

SLACkERISDOM WOULD BE THINKING "HALF" OF THE HALF WORK DAY, WOULD BE HALF A WORK DAY. GIVING 50% IS EQUAL TO 100% OF AN EFFORT.

by MISSVICKYC February 8, 2010