Social Cobweb

A Social Networking page where the user has not logged in for a long period of time; effectively leaving a social cobweb. Can be a whole site or a single user's profile.

Myspace is such a social cobweb it's all about Facebook and Twitter now!

by Ad4mSch. April 7, 2009

Social Prostitute

A social prostitute is someone who is well known and is friends with many clients. The origin of the word comes from sex workers who work the corner. Prostitutes are people who can be picked up by anyone, anywhere, and for a low cost. This differs from a social escort who only have high end clients (only certain groups of people that they will associate with) and will not negotiate on lowering their price.

Ryan Bedell has talked to three people just on his way to the bathroom. How does he even know so many people? He is such a social prostitute!

by Blossomfield May 30, 2018

social media

something i sworn to never become addicted to but alas. here i am scrolling mindlessly for hours, submitting to the machine

i hate social media it took away my childhood

by confused nick face November 23, 2020

Social Catfishing

The process in which a social media manager creates multiple fake profiles only to engage with brands in order to boost the brands popularity. Also the practice of a social media manager liking and commenting every status that is written from every brand page he or she is in possession of. See catfishing

If I manage Facebook Pages for Clients A,B,C,D and E, I should have them all talk to each other all hours of the day on Facebook to portray the appearance that my clients have deep relationships with all these brands and endorse everything I say too. It would also be a good idea to have them sell anything I can profit from. It's like catfishing for social media, only it's Social Catfishing.

by Needle Nose Ned Ryerson February 21, 2013

social osmosis

Where a person adopts the catchphrases of another person when they start hanging out with them.

Person 1- "It's weird, Jim has been using the word 'dude' a lot lately."
Person 2- "Yeah he has been hanging out with Sue and that is her word."
Person 1- "Oh he has a case of social osmosis."

by Katrina_is_Replaced December 27, 2011

Graveyard Social

Graveyard Social is a group of people that do shitty things, they are just a big group of misfits and goofballs, the two founders are DreamySad and BigSikk.

Have you heard the new Graveyard Social album its pretty fucking fire

by DreamyZen January 21, 2021

Social Auntie

A close female friend that takes on the role of "Aunt" to your children.

Jay: Kara sit next to your Aunt

Kara: She's not my Aunt

Jay: Whatever Kara, she is your Social Auntie sit your ass down

by jayne8891 September 24, 2013