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Sober Week

a week of sobriety. usually advertised via memo that only badasses receive.
the week of sept. 22-26, 2008 is sober week, so no drank and no dank.
by absolutely badass November 3, 2008
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sobawk

someone who is extremely socially awkward while being sober. its not just a name. its a lifestyle.
Sobawk's coming through the doors, prepare for a night of inevitable awkwardness.
by SqUaReEeE June 20, 2010
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Sober Crow

1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.

a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.

derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.

Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.

3. a support network
thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party
by clayhands December 9, 2010
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sober sully

When a male friend decides he decides to poop on your party by not partaking in beverage consumption.
Friend 1 - My vag hurts and I dont want to drink
Friend 2- GODDAM IT STOP BEING A SOBER SULLY
by DickSmash McIroncawk November 12, 2012
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Soard

Compassionate yet cruel, it could go either way :)
Don't mess with a pro boy. Soard.
by Anonymous765432156789347 August 26, 2013
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sober salad

The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.
I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad
by Hubbz September 23, 2013
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Slobarazzi

A very disorganized, disgusting, disheveled person/group that you try and avoid ever bringing to your house for fear of them contaminating it.
John was not invited to my Super Bowl party because he is a member of the Slobarazzi.
by ninjatodd69 December 17, 2013
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