A bright-yellow Hummer 2 SUV.
Derived from the schoolyard slang term short bus--the bus mentally retarded and disabled students ride in--and the fact that, like American school buses, it is bright-yellow and black. Unfortunately, in the case of the Yuppie Short Bus, the retarded person is usually in the driver's seat.
Derived from the schoolyard slang term short bus--the bus mentally retarded and disabled students ride in--and the fact that, like American school buses, it is bright-yellow and black. Unfortunately, in the case of the Yuppie Short Bus, the retarded person is usually in the driver's seat.
While crossing the street, I almost got creamed by an asshole driving a Yuppie Short Bus and yakking on a cell phone.
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verb; when driving around looking for a parking space and as you pull up to one you thought was empty, you see that it is in fact taken already by a short car.
My friend and zipped down the first row of parking spaces to secure a spot we thought was empty, only to be short car'd.
Since I drive a short car, I make sure to not pull into a parking space all the way as to not short car other people.
Since I drive a short car, I make sure to not pull into a parking space all the way as to not short car other people.
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Get the short-cut mug.A male, with an aging prostate that still enjoys a good orgasm, but is unable to ejaculate with any distance and often only released in a dribbling manner or a short shot in the abdominal area.
Hank loved watching young males masturbate. He longed for being able to drop his oyster the distance they can. With age, his prostate had made his a short shooter and he is happy to just dribble when he cums.
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Scantily-clad chicks may often where super short skirts, often to attract men.
Scantily-clad chicks may often where super short skirts, often to attract men.
I was at the club the other night, when I saw a pair of girls wearing some tight short skirts. Freaking hot!
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