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Sneakums 

After taking an object or place (as in a line), this word is said to offset any punishment from the party from whom the item was stolen. In rooms larger than 10 people, Sneakums must be witnessed. In rooms of 20 or more, they must be notarized. Also a verb.
"Ah, who took my fucking seat?"
"Sneakums!"
Sneakums by BigStupendous July 28, 2008

sneaky sammy 

The act of jerking off infront of a friend or even, your mother.
Me and my mom were watching Transformers, so I decided to go sneaky sammy and did it to megan fox.
sneaky sammy by wienerwilly2269 November 13, 2011

right cheek sneak 

While sitting, tilt to your left and fart.
Pedro snuck in a right cheek sneak during todays meeting and cleared the room.

sneaky pete 

one who pretends one is a flaming homosexual in order to get close to ones girlfriend
boy that tristan sure is a sneaky pete!!!
sneaky pete by Dylan HARDYY June 11, 2006

sneaky leaky 

Cumming in your girl's ass while she's sleeping and having her discover the cum dripping from her butt in the morning.
My girl isn't talking to me because of the sneaky leaky I gave her last night.
sneaky leaky by SlimGravy February 8, 2008

one cheek sneak 

A George Carlin joke: You lift one butt cheek and muscle out a small fart. It would usually sound weak, unless you powerhouse it. Best for church.
Kid: Oh man *lifts one cheek and lets out a small fart*
Preacher: mmmm, sweet Jesus.
AFTER CHURCH
Kid: I call that one the one cheek sneak.