Zika Smash

The act of demolishing an object due to the outburst of a large Italian man.

Albert just zika smashed the microwave, because his ramen noodles didn't taste good.

by kenny's rummate April 16, 2011

smash it out

to ejaculate semen from the penis.to ecaculate either by jacking off, have sex, ect.

Oh man, i really want to smash it out after watching that porn.

by corcoran June 8, 2007

You're smashed!

Used when telling someone they are very drunk. Can also be used if someone makes a mistake to imply that they may be drunk, or get drunk all the time so this action happened because they were drunk.

'*Alex drops a pen*'

'Alex you're smashed!'

by chrisity March 10, 2008

smashed crab

Word used to describe an ugly female face.

Bloke 1: That girl is hot.

Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'

by Break the Cycle March 11, 2007

smash piss

To drink alcohol in excess and at a very fast rate. Performed with the intention of getting rat arsed as quickly as possible.

I haven't had a drink since we got in this morning. Let's go smash some piss, Jonaldhino.

I really feel like smashing piss right now.

We smashed a lot of piss last night.

I can't wait to smash piss again tonight.

by Chowgz February 11, 2007

Smash Lab

The bedroom where you slay hoodrats.

Julie: OMG, this party is fucking awesome, where did Jill go?

Jack: Oh, she's with Richard. He took her upstairs to the Smash Lab.

by DjFrosteedotCom March 4, 2009

Twade smash

(n)A powerful act of aggression and violence which carries with it no actual need to be violent...to perform the Twade smash implies the person doing the smash to carry out an act of violence with extreme aggression and power.

Yo if you keep fucking with me I gonna give you the Twade smash

by franco24 February 7, 2009