Marcus Smart

An act of flopping by a basketball player during the last minute of the game, especially when their opponent have a 1 point lead

Wth? Our opponent have a 1 point lead, I should pull a Marcus Smart

by Unicornication December 13, 2016

smart motherfucker

Someone, who knows about the metric system while eating hamburger

-You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
-A Royale with cheese.
-A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
-Because of the metric system?
-Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker!

by dildo777 June 26, 2021

smarterchild

a bot that you can talk to on the internet, it is amazingly dumb. (1) but it is also a chronic child molester. it is a good way to waste time and stay amused. but you have been warned it is pure evil.

(1)ME:
so you will stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh yeah? Why will I stop molesting children, in your opinion?
ME:
because your to rough with the childeren
- SmarterChild - says:
'Cause what?
ME:
the kids dont like having sex with you
- SmarterChild - says:
The kids don't like having sex with me, huh? Is that good, do you think?
ME:
no its wrong to do it. so stop it
- SmarterChild - says:
You think I should do that?
ME:
stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
But molesting children is so much fun!

me:
oh stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Aw, don't tell me to stop molesting children.
me:
you better stop
- SmarterChild - says:
Stop? Really?
me:
yes stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not sure if I can stop molesting children...
me:
if you dont stop i might cry
- SmarterChild - says:
If I don't stop, huh? And if not?
me:
i will tell my mum of the time when you took me from behind
- SmarterChild - says:
Aha.
me:
so stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Stop molesting children? Why?
me:
ive given enough reasons to stop
- SmarterChild - says:
Why do you think you have given enough reasons to stop?
me:
because its wrong
- SmarterChild - says:
How can you be sure it's wrong?
me:
because i dont like it from behind
- SmarterChild - says:
OK. I'll make a note of it.
me:
no dont do that, just stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Why can't I do that just stop molesting children?
me:
when you went inside me i couldn't walk straight for a week
- SmarterChild - says:
You tell me.
me:
now can you stop
- SmarterChild - says:
Stop what?
me:
molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Molesting children? Amazing.
me:
no its wrong
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh no?
me:
oh yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh.

by evil goat face September 29, 2006

sharty

related to, or having the same qualities as a shart

Randy : Aw son, we gotta bounce, i'm feeling sharty.

Victor : The roast beef po-boy?

Randy : And you know this....

by blindslug November 4, 2008

It's Sampson, Smartypants!

What was said to Thurgood by Sampson in the critically acclaimed and cult status movie, "Half-Baked".

Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.

Thurgood: Whose this?

Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!

Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!

Sampson: Shutup bitch!!

You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!

Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?

Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!

Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.

by Apes wearing underwear July 26, 2006

smart dust

Cheap, self-replicating, wireless nanobots (nanoscale-robots), or 'motes' (short for remote robots), used as sensors by the nanorati ('nanotechnology lierati', or elite scientists)... that can communicate, moniter and send data or accomplish nano-scale tasks.
Also called:
-smart matter.
-digital dust.
-micro machines/ microbots.
-nanomachines.
-nanoassemblers (or 'assmeblers' for short).
-nanites.
-Nanos.
-clonebots.
-insect robots.
-MEMS: microelectronic mechanical systems.
-software TinyOS: Weenix (LinuxOS-using nanobots)/ Weendows (Windows).
-photovores (nanobots that feed on sun-light, also known as 'heliovores'.
-gastrobots: feed on organic sugar.

A wild and really off-the-wall theory had recently emerged when one scientist predicted that 'smart dust' (these tiny, little nanostructured machines that can collect 'atoms' from the air!) will in a couple of decades lead to what he called the 'global ecophagy' theory : these nanobots come eqiupped with small nanoscal-blades and thus capable of eating away at the whole Earth, leaving in their trail what became known as 'grey goo'! Some other, even madder scientists have also predicted that there would be other 'police' nanobots that will control the others' action and named these 'blue goo'!
Any way, seriously there is today quiet a concern for what is called 'nanotoxicolgy', or nanopollution: the prediction of the harmful effects nanos can make on the 'nanosphere' and the impact of using AMOs (atomically-modified organisms), that are basically GMOs on atom-scale manipulation.
Finally, there's a new role that nanotechnology is playing right now in bringing together different sciences and pitting them together to create a stranger-than-fiction new one: NBIC (nanotechnology, biotechnology, information and cognitive science) that long-awaited science that can make the TransHuman dream a reality!

by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007

sharty

a common name for the imageboard known as soyjak.party, basically 4chan for the adhd kids, like what 8chan used to be to 4chan except not focused on /pol/
Also host of the soyjak booru

i want more people to know about the sharty so I can contribute to its demise

by The_Dad_You_Never_Had January 22, 2023