smart-assery

a factory that produces smart asses

Dave was created in a smart-assery.

by bobbbbbbbbed February 3, 2012

Smart Fuck

1. A man whom wears a condom during sex.

God, that was one smart fuck

by Hulio816 May 7, 2012

Smart

Asian

That exchange student from China must be SMART...

by enabobeana21 July 2, 2014

Samsung Smart Fridge

The Better version of sapnap/sapitus napitus/spap npap on the Dream SMP

Yo, did you see the thing Samsung Smart Fridge on the dream SMP

by rly907 December 2, 2020

Smart

Obviously not a trait you uphold if you're looking up the fucking word 'smart'.

Hey that kid there is hella smart! Sure isn't popular but we can always pretend to be his friend to cheat off him then ditch him and treat him like shit!

by Shnotia December 28, 2010

Street Smart Psychic

Hip, cool psychic reader who taps into your energy to give you a heads up on what is in the stars and who is hanging in the bars. The daily dose of psychic prozac for the psychic junkie who is jonesing for a reading.

The Street Smart Psychic gave the psychic junkie a tarot card reading to give her a heads up on what to expect next and a psychic prescription to go with the psychic prediction...take two fortune cookies and call me in the morning.

by The Street Smart Psychic November 8, 2009

smart

Something me and you are probably not.

Something that most people think they are, and guess what, their not. And i can say that cause im 16.

Here is my favorite example of a smart person:

- "George Bush is in idiot! And I can make that claim because I know how the economy works, how politics works and what he and his group of intelligent advisors are doing! I mean, HE IS ONLY THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA, HOW COULD HE NOT BE A COMPLETE MORON AND NOT HAVE EVEN THE SLIGHTEST CLUE OF WHAT HE'S DOING!?!??!?!?" - the average 16 year old

by Kosty September 26, 2006