Sloppy Stranger

When you sit on your non-primary hand until it goes numb, and use that hand to masturbate.

"Dude, last night I got a handjob from a sloppy stranger"
"Shut up, Gary, I know you were just masturbating."

by Kemper6six6 October 4, 2017

sloppy earplug

When you spit in a girls ear and put your penis in it

My bitch was annoying me so I gave her the sloppy earplug

by Biggiecheese20 February 3, 2022

sloppy dallas

When your southern girlfriend packs a phat lip of dip and gives you one sloppy blowjob

Blarg: Want me to give you a sloppy Dallas

Eric: Of course brother
Also Eric: OhHhHhHh yesss my friending!

by Sloppy Taloppy October 15, 2020

sloppy lube

When the lubrication is just so exquisite that your bed turns into a waterbed. It is sloppy because the fluids are going everywhere and splatter your picture of your mother and father whom died in a car crash.

The sloppy lube made my room moist for a whole week.

by OHYESYESBABY October 9, 2018

Sloppy Disco

When you tape a mirror to your nutsack like a disco ball, so you can see your gooch while you're fucking someone.

Dave: "Hey, I cut myself while performing a sloppy disco last night."
Tyrone: "The trick is to use a smaller mirror so you don't have to break it."
Dave: "Shit, you right."

by milkBAKE August 16, 2018

sloppy jocko

A woman who enjoys the taste of large amounts of man juice in and around her oral region, many times a day!

Last night the sloppy jocko pleased the whole crew!

by bam nutz April 19, 2009

Sloppy Novel

During the midst of climax, your partner proclaims ,"Don't cum on me!" Naturally you grab the nearest book, preferably hard bound and blow a massive load in it. Thus creating a Sloppy Novel.

I was getting sloppy toppy in the school library and turned a first edition Lord of the Rings in to a "sloppy novel!!"

by The Iron Boar March 20, 2022