Sleeping

What should be doing right now.

Iam "Ngghhuuh..."

Hym "Why aren't you sleeping?"

Iam "The same reason I'm not doing a lot of things!"

Hym "Oho! Somebody's cranky! Hahahaha!"

Iam 😩 *sigh* "I'm sorry... I just can't. Alright? Leave me alone..."

Hym "Okie dokie. Try not to think about our slow and steady descent into madness."

Iam "That isn't helping!"

Hym "It..."

Iam "I KNOW! IT ISN'T INTENDED TO!"

Hym "Hahahahaha!"

Iam 😩 "You know, the worse part is having to do things tomorrow, you know? It wouldn't matter that I can sleep if I didn't have to do anything after I woke up."

Hym "I hate doing things... That's probably why you can't keep a job."

Iam "Yeah, well, that's a whole nother topic entirely... I need sleeeeeeepah! 😩"

Hym "I need... 🤔 The blood of my vanquished enemies. 😌"

Iam 😣 "Shit... The sun is coming up..."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2022

Seeding

The act of being on ones period. When a woman is seeding, she is hating her life on her period. To end seeding, one must ingest large amounts of chocolate to destroy the seed tree growing inside her belly.

Girl One- "Hey, did you know there's chocolate all over your face?"
Girl Two- "YES! I'M SEEDING OK!"

by catsgomeowmeow October 3, 2009

sleeping tiger

When Victor Weyi and Alfie Regan shag, they fall asleep in the same bed and have an errection at the same time.

"Victor I have a small penis" said Alfie, "Do you remember being sleeping tigers last night?"

by Josh Cromar April 19, 2018

rough sledding

The inappropriate use of a tobaggon. The act of forcefully inserting said tobaggon through the anal orifice of a male or female partner, usually resulting in the tearing and/or mastadonic laceration of the anus and surrounding tissue. A twisting or side-to-side credit card sweep can be employed for increased sensation.

I can't sit down today because I was hardcore rough sledding last night.

"Hey Rosco, how about we go for some rough sledding, tomorrow at your place. I'll bring the sled."

by Dr. Kickass May 20, 2006

Sleeping Froob

A rare artifact that every body wants. It is priceless due to the fact only one was ever made. The Location is unknown.

I got a tip that the Sleeping Froob was hidden in a Glacier north of Fucking, Austria.

by Sozen September 28, 2007

sleeping bag

The act of placing one's scrotum on the forehead or face of a passed-out/sleeping party go-er; often for photographic purposes. Very similar to a teabag but much safer (if you fear a teabag victim might bite).

My buddy passed out after only six beers so we all gave him a sleeping bag.

by matt68000 June 22, 2004

Sleeping Bag

The 'Sleeping Bag' is a refined dancing skill which requires rapid movement from left to right with both feet together. The movement itself is mastered from many generations and can be defined between the width and speed of the designated movement. Any mastery of this skill is usually familiarised with a lot of female activity due to the elitist value the move posesses

That guy doing the sleeping bag is sooo hot right now!

by Dean February 12, 2005