Slapling

A young tree whose branches slap you in the face when you pass it in the woods.

"I was running through the forest today when a slapling almost took my eye out."

by The Jeff S April 18, 2023

Slaptize

To be baptised in slaps

I shall slaptize thee

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! April 22, 2023

Slapping the Wood

A way to refer to masturbation using male genitalia

"I was Slapping the Wood last night."

by Aubri the Thugshaker May 11, 2023

Slappin Flaps

Another word for having sex

Broooo this spring break was so dope, I was slappin flaps every night!

by Savvvvy June 30, 2023

Slapping a dookie

When you have the sudden urge to take a large crap.

I was in the club gettin loose on the floor until I had to go slap a dookie.

Little Johnny's stumach is real upset he's been slapping a dookie all morning

by Ol goopy August 31, 2023

slappin assholes

A spooky dance move typically performed by two men before and after docking. Each must spread their cheeks as far apart as possible before ramming their rims together and producing an audible "thwack" (typically done in succession)

"Yo, you hear about Billy and Timmy slappin assholes the other night? I didn't even know they could dance!"

by moonholegal September 26, 2023

Slapiotomy

The act of surgically slapping the sense into another.

"Jill was getting lippy to the point where Jack no choice but to give her a slapiotomy."

by Quickdraw Mcgyllenhaal March 30, 2024