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the battered shrimp 

while having sex on the beach the man will pull his penis out rub it in the sand and then go back to fucking her with his sandy penis. possibly making a pearl.
it was our anniversary and he surprised me with the battered shrimp. i did not like it. i hate the beach.
the battered shrimp by ear21 May 16, 2010

Baltimore Shrimp 

UTZ Cheese Curls covered in Old Bay seasoning.
They look like shrimp (especially under bar lights) and originated in Baltimore, a city well known for its seafood.
They taste delicious with a Natty Boh.
Quigley's Half-Irish bar has a great midnight happy-hour and serves up unlimmited Baltimore Shrimp for free.

Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet 

A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.
"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."

"Holy crap! What did he do?"

"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."

"Oh damn."

smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN 

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The Shrimp

The Shrimp is a new style of dance requiring at least 3 people roughly imitating the movement of a shrimp and its extremities.

Can be used as verb "Shrimping".

First seen in on youtube at /watch?v=8wVgURuI33U

Originated in Rhode Island.
Person 1: "Gangnam Style and the Harlem Shake are way too overdone."
Person 2: "Have you heard about The Shrimp? It's awesome!"

Floor Shrimp 

Tell that baby not to eat those floor shrimp crawling around.
Floor Shrimp by OldManCyclist October 7, 2016