"That sniper picked Matt off because he was trying to Lane Shotgun the marksman from across the map again!"
by Teh Aristocrat April 3, 2008

The act of blasting soft brown balls of shit out of your ass in a fashion that closely resembles smelly buckshot. This is typically done in either a public or a private restroom.
by Drewbidoo July 22, 2021

A girl bestfriend that will do absolutely anything for you no matter how wild it is.
You're other half/Sister/Bestfriend/Rider that's yo girl
You're other half/Sister/Bestfriend/Rider that's yo girl
by D dogggg June 14, 2017

To send a huge text message all at once, resulting in text messages being split in to parts. at the other end those parts, often come in all jumbled up and fills the cell phone screen.
Sometimes not all the "parts" get through — "hits the target"
Sometimes not all the "parts" get through — "hits the target"
Long winded shotgun message (100 characters or so)
<send>
Receiver sees:
Part 2/3 section of long winded message...
Part 3/3 section of long winded message...
Part 1/3 section of long winded message...
Receiver responds,
Whoa dude! machine gun texting might be annoying, but shotgun texting is not much better. It's all mixed up.
<send>
Receiver sees:
Part 2/3 section of long winded message...
Part 3/3 section of long winded message...
Part 1/3 section of long winded message...
Receiver responds,
Whoa dude! machine gun texting might be annoying, but shotgun texting is not much better. It's all mixed up.
by cdpage January 7, 2012

by A little salty August 15, 2018

The source of this is a wedding where a man was forced to marry a woman he impregnated. Her father held a shotgun to him at all times.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

Called after someone else calls Shotgun, the Cumbria Shotgun overrides the original shotgun because if the original shotgun caller doesn't move out of your seat, you actually go on a mad shotgun killing spree. Google "Cumbria Shootings".
*Derrick and his twin are about to get into a car*
David: SHOTGUN!
Derrick: CUMBRIA SHOTGUN!
David: Mate, I already called shotgun. I'm getting in the front!
Derrick: CUMBRIA. FUCKING. SHOTGUN. *Chk-CHK*
David: SHOTGUN!
Derrick: CUMBRIA SHOTGUN!
David: Mate, I already called shotgun. I'm getting in the front!
Derrick: CUMBRIA. FUCKING. SHOTGUN. *Chk-CHK*
by Tactful June 7, 2010
