Shotgun Shit

The act of blasting soft brown balls of shit out of your ass in a fashion that closely resembles smelly buckshot. This is typically done in either a public or a private restroom.

Dude. Taco Bell gave me the shotgun shits so bad, I had to call the plumber and priest.

by Drewbidoo July 22, 2021

Alabama Shotgun

When your partner sucks a fart out of your ass then you passionately kiss, inhaling the gas from her lips into your own mouth.

“When she asked me for an Alabama Shotgun, my heart melted. Lovingly, I ejaculated a fart into her mouth. Soon our eyes locked, and our tongues danced, as I sucked the juicy fart from her mouth.”

-Jesus of Nazareth

by Turdgod January 14, 2017

Shotgun email

An email usually sent to numerous co-workers usually because the sender is too lazy to specifically address the email to the person(s) that have the information he/she needs.

It's just easier to send to eveyone and hope it sticks to the relevent parties.

Victor is always sending these Shotgun emails regarding leasing stats that I have already provide.....

by Erictheb July 9, 2010

shotgun texting

To send a huge text message all at once, resulting in text messages being split in to parts. at the other end those parts, often come in all jumbled up and fills the cell phone screen.

Sometimes not all the "parts" get through — "hits the target"

Long winded shotgun message (100 characters or so)
<send>

Receiver sees:
Part 2/3 section of long winded message...
Part 3/3 section of long winded message...
Part 1/3 section of long winded message...

Receiver responds,
Whoa dude! machine gun texting might be annoying, but shotgun texting is not much better. It's all mixed up.

by cdpage January 7, 2012

SHOTGUN DAMMIT

Codeword shotgun means that you called shotgun and well dammit

“Shotgun” “ DAMMIT GRIF I SAID SHOTGUN” as in SHOTGUN DAMMIT

by A little salty August 15, 2018

Wisconsin Shotgun

When you shotgun a beer, or do a beer bong and chase with cheese.

I did a Wisconsin Shotgun after the Packers scored a touchdown.

by Whiskey Richard Frankfurter November 14, 2011

shotgun wedding

(Idiom) where extenuating circumstances mean that for either honour or pressure from a family.

The source of this is a wedding where a man was forced to marry a woman he impregnated. Her father held a shotgun to him at all times.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004