fart shorts

Fart Shorts are the ratty, old sweat shorts you pull on after coming home from work and changing out of your really nice clothes. You fart in them.

Why are you using my fart shorts to wash your car, Dan?

by handle&&7 March 14, 2014

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Seeding Shorts

When you intentionally put out all small clams just to fuck with the tourists.

by Overbay September 17, 2022

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Vintage sweats cut down into shorts with customized cuts on the side.

In order to show his style, Wesley cut his high school warm-up sweats into sweat shorts with custom slits in the side to increase wind resistance.

by Bad Son October 11, 2009

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Someone who “takes shorts” or sleeps with lots of guys. Used by preppy kids in New England and around the northeast.

“Yeah dude she’s a shorts taker. She’s slept with Brad and Chad last weekend.” “Yeah she takes shorts”

by lilyd551 December 17, 2020

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Someone who can be easily be read or anticipated.

That Nigga is so short book he ain't fooling nobody

by Djfatbac April 17, 2014

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A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.

Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones

by UPMYBUTT January 27, 2019

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any man under 5,2" is short AF, in other words short as F**k.

by Dearay13 February 21, 2019

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