seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids

you probably got this from an ad didnt you

you:seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids
some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far

by hoiyah ur mum April 26, 2022

senior pimpizen

this Covid era trend of men in their 50's 60's... or even 70's ... who retain their rockstar "Body by Jake"

ABS well into their Senior years...

Goofus: "Gallent, check out that old dude with all those chicks!!"
Gallent: "Yeah goofus, he is a total Senior Pimpizen! "
Gallent: "...hope we're like that when we turn 60!"

Goofus: "word.... lets grab some pizza?"

Gallent: ".....!"

by TerryCowboy May 6, 2022

Seniorphobic

Basically, the fear and hate of seniors in different fields of work but mainly software engineering.

I'm seniorphobic and proud! To hell with them stuck up seniors with their ancient ways.

by MrSlab February 23, 2023

senior swooping

Senior swooping is when a senior dates a junior at the beginning of the school year. This usually results in a pretty shallow relationship between classmates.

Scott is senior swooping a junior! Really? But school just started!

by breakfastpbj August 30, 2023

The Senior Itch

When you get herpes from a senior or when you have an incredible craving to have sex with a senior.

Paul:Man did you see that senior? I wouldn't mind if I got The Senior Itch from her.

Josh: Man I got a real bad Senior Itch. (This is the second definition of it)

by jrbro October 16, 2012

Applecross Senior High School

Applecross Senior High School is a school that pretends to a private school but in truth that is full of weed head students. The kids are so rich that the spend all their money on weed. The school won’t hold back from causing insanity. Applecross is know around Perth for it’s weed.

Person 1 ”Where is your dealer from?”

Person 2 “Oh Applecross Senior High School”

by Alex Norman Bruce September 13, 2020

churchlands senior high school

Bad smelling school filled with far too many students that like graffiti-ing bathrooms, benches and bus stops. Any student that goes here is likely to be an asshole and will walk right into you

Churchlands students are the worst.
Churchlands students can't walk quickly in hallways.
Churchlands students get in the way.

Churchlands senior high school, a disgusting overcrowded school full of terrible people

by Peakgayperformace September 2, 2023