A man (usually older) who is in a polyamorous marriage, knowing full well, his 'wife' gets more ass in a month than he could hope for in a year. He stays home while she cheats on him with other men , women and they/thems, all because she's pretty. He pays for her boob job and botox, helping her attract people to cheat on him with; and no one's surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house, car, business and investments on the way out.
Random person in bar: So which one is your Simp Cuck semi-husband?
Wife: Why do you want to know that?
Rando: To check he's cool with this.
Wife: He's cool with whatever I tell him to be cool with.
Wife: Why do you want to know that?
Rando: To check he's cool with this.
Wife: He's cool with whatever I tell him to be cool with.
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A 2008 Will Ferrell movie in which he plays the coach/owner/player of the Flint Tropics, an ABA basketball squad. When it is announced that the ABA will be merging with the NBA and only the best teams will join, Jackie Moon (Ferrell) needs to get his team to win.
This movie has come under much criticism by both critics and fans that it is too similar to Ferrell's other comedies except it isn't as funny or witty.
This movie has come under much criticism by both critics and fans that it is too similar to Ferrell's other comedies except it isn't as funny or witty.
STEVE: Hey Tim, did you see Semi-Pro yet?
TIM: No, but I did see Blades of Glory and Talladega Nights...so, yeah, I guess I did see Semi-Pro.
TIM: No, but I did see Blades of Glory and Talladega Nights...so, yeah, I guess I did see Semi-Pro.
by Jonnie C. August 22, 2008
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by lil pamp May 7, 2018
Get the semi-adult mug.(1) a woman who is so slutty that she is a semi-prostitute, hence, semi-pro. Not to be confused with semi-rape.
(2) someone who excels in some field (e.g., pool) but falls short of "professional" status.
(3) a male who "dusts the tip" of his male-friend to encourage him, if you know what I mean.
(4) refers to a feminine tone of voice that men sometimes use when talking to girlfriends on the phone or when they feel nervous.
(2) someone who excels in some field (e.g., pool) but falls short of "professional" status.
(3) a male who "dusts the tip" of his male-friend to encourage him, if you know what I mean.
(4) refers to a feminine tone of voice that men sometimes use when talking to girlfriends on the phone or when they feel nervous.
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by The one that got away from you April 13, 2014
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