Shitzdick

When a women shits and vomits on a penis and then she sucks it all off and then spits it into the males asshole

A girl gave me a shitzdick

by Whoknows17162 October 2, 2025

seizurish

when the lights are flicking a bit too fast it becomes a bit seizurish

mums christmas lights were flashing so fast it was very seizurish

by zb December 23, 2025

thats shitz

either one of the following, thats awesome!
or that sucks!

busome says: i got spanked!
jamous says: thats shitz!

by Davidous Maximous November 10, 2007

Crotch Seizure

The act of spilling a beverage on someone in order to get close to someone you would like to know better and cleaning it off with your face.

You are in the break room and see that person you'd like to know. You grab a drink and accidentally spill it on this person. You start rubbing your face on the wet spots to help pick up the moisture. HR writes you up for having a "Crotch Seizure".

by The Sugar Queen February 6, 2009

twat seizure

an uncontrollable act of a female orgasm in which the vagina squirts cum like an unmanned fire hose.

Cory and Marcus fucked monica so hard she had several twat seizures!

by Korae December 17, 2009

The Shitztigators

1. The definition of a group of people who start shit and instigate events all in the persuit of making another become so depressed and broken they break into tears.

2. People who play "So you know how i know your gay?" until some one cries

You know how i know your gay?
How?
Because your dick taste like shit!

-From The Shitztigators

by The Shitztigators September 23, 2010

Pwnage Seizure

Something the early-model PS3s get when there's too much going on in a game at once. (i.e. too many explosions) Beleived to be a graphics card or RAM problem.

This phenomenon causes the PS3 to freeze up, usually while you're building up an epic kill streak and getting tons of points in BFBC2. This freeze-up is indicated by the HDD access light no longer flashing.

Player: Yo what happened? You were dropping those bitches like flies just a minute ago and then you went offline.

Friend: Meh, my PS3 had a Pwnage Seizure and needed to be restarted.

by BFBC2 Anti-Medic October 5, 2010