Scrump

Scrump

Noun
1 short for scrumptious, very delicious
2 absolutely anything, anywhere or anyone. Scrump can be a neighbor or their house or the neighborhood the live in. It could be the food they are eating and the shit they deficate. Or the act of feeding their shit to the people they kidnapped in their basement. So it's a verbal.

1: Guy 1* "yo this BBQ horse ass is scrump"
Guy 2* "damn right it is scrump dude"
2 "go get that scrump"
"Pick a bale of scrump"
"This new scrump I be smokin is gas"
That sum great scrump

by Trumpsfather June 19, 2018

Scrumpet

A person who is a burden on society, a useless waste of space human being.

That bitch over there is such dumb loser, what a scrumpet!

by Jiglibxt July 31, 2018

scrumpdidilyicious

when something is scrumptious and delicious and just overall the best thing you have ever ate or drank.

- that meal was just so scrumpdidilyicious!!!
- McDanks chicken nuggets with spicy buffalo sauce is so scrumpdidilyicious!!!!!!

by marlene nnad October 12, 2018

scrump

A woman of undesirably low class, full of silicon, self obsessed, narcissistic and generally a terrible person. Would look best buried under a patio.

That girl Sophie Rubes over there, she's such a scrump.

by Lord_Gaffucktape January 14, 2019

Scrumpet

snurging saddle sniffing

Malcolm found great pleasure in scrumpetting a freshly ridden bicycle saddle.

by Micky Love February 21, 2019

Scrump

Flicking ones genitals from behind

My man, you just got scrumped! How do you feel?

by Sir Rump of the Nile March 2, 2019

Scrumping

Dumpster diving

He is scrumping in the dumpster again.

by Kimber1162 May 24, 2019