The Lancastrian Danger Scale

It can be employed as an audio cue to determine the level of threat which Lancastrians are experiencing.

The scale is 1 to 5, 5 being of the most perilous of situations.

1: What is that?

2: T'ah fuck is that?

3: Fuck That!

4: Fuck!!

5: Fuck this shit i'm out...

C'mon now t'ah fuck is that smell of piss in me room?
2 on the Lancastrian Danger scale - moderate to low risk.

by c-wizz apostle October 13, 2016

Ruben's scale

Ruben's scale is used in psychology to measure the level of slowness of a human being. When a person finds difficulties understanding or doing things the right way he is evaluated on Ruben's scale depending on how slow he is acting and according to stated average.

He is not getting it even after one hour of explanations. He scores 7.0 on Ruben's Scale.

by llame December 4, 2016

The Johnny Scale

A more defined approach to eating women. Going on a scale from 1 to 4.

1 being - I wouldn’t hit that

2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would

3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t

and 4 being - Anyone would hit that

Dave: “that girl is easily a 7/10”
Johnny: “nah man she a 3/4 on The Johnny scale. I’d hit”

by spencer.oc October 10, 2017

Can of schlecht

A can of cola

Im away for a can of schlecht

by Scott Schlecht July 16, 2018

Off the Richter scale

Some one going crazy on another person

When my homeboy gets out he is going to go off the Richter scale about his kids

by Slugga88 January 23, 2021

On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Its a sentence that will completely confuse anyone you say it to.

Me: On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

You: What?

by MtnDewLover29 February 13, 2021

1-10 Female attractive scale

The scale anyone uses to rate how beautiful or sexually attractive girls are, on mostly a personal level of course ;D

Friend: Hey man have you seen that chick in psychology class? She's hot you should ask her out.
You: Yeah She's not too bad, Although I'll give her an 8 on 1-10 Female attractive scale since she's kinda cute though.

by VirtualShark October 1, 2016