boner scratch

having your boner ruffled and gyrated upon by another human in some fashion, in a way that satisfies a pre-existing desire, typically accomplished through grinding.

Bro, think that girl will give me the 'ol boner scratch?

by Boner?...I barely know her! July 22, 2018

Scratch

Go and scratch that tin again

Go and scratch that tin again

by Peterhatmin November 14, 2021

Cooking From Scratch

When the last thing you did before food prep was scratch your nuts furiously.

He brags about cooking from scratch but I wonder what he scratched.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

kitty kitty scratch scratch¬

dum shit my friends say.

usually said in a singing voice.

Person 1: yo my grandma died
Person 2: kitty kitty scratch scratch¬
Person 1: thanks, im alot better now

by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 2, 2023

Scratch

Fuck off

When you say happy birthday to a weirdo hoe and they say “scratch” bc they don’t gaf abt a happy birthday text

by A noym April 28, 2025

Poo scratch

Toilet skid marks.

Wilf did you leave poo scratches down the toilet when you had a shit?

by Wastelander March 30, 2024

Scratch and sniff

When a girl fingers her vagina or touches it prior to oral sex and then sniffs her finger to see if her clam smells.

Tiersen was known for performing the scratch and sniff because her vagina always smelled bad.

by Brokendoor May 22, 2021