by Andie the cat May 18, 2025
Jack: "I accidentally cut way to deep last night, I think I saw the bone."
Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."
Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."
Means you’re running low on money, or have no money to do anything when it comes to going out with your mates
Or saving the last amount of your money left and staying indoors until the next payday
Or saving the last amount of your money left and staying indoors until the next payday
Friend; “come out with the boys tonight for a few pints”
You; “nah I can’t tonight mate I’m running off pork scratchings at the minute until my next payday”
Friend; “no worries mate catch you next time”
You; “nah I can’t tonight mate I’m running off pork scratchings at the minute until my next payday”
Friend; “no worries mate catch you next time”
by Madferit🍋 October 30, 2023
Also know as the Scratchy Monster, a story talked about between children of a being that comes in the middle of the night and leaves little scratches on people. The story was made by kids as a way to explain why sometimes they would wake up with scratches they don't remember receiving.
Some kids say he comes when you have been bad but the more common believe is that the monster has no reason, he's simple not a nice guy.
Some kids say he comes when you have been bad but the more common believe is that the monster has no reason, he's simple not a nice guy.
Basically any time a kid goes to bed and wakes up with a scratch he or she didn't have when going to bed is labeled as a Scratching Monster attack.
by AnimeLoveLover123 July 24, 2014
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by pseudonym6492928482615385 December 29, 2013
When you've had too much fiber and it feels as though you're pooping out a birds nest. It leaves you with an itchy butthole.
by CBCAKM September 03, 2017