Scarse

When the anus or "arse" itches for a prolonged period of time, that no scratch can sub-due........and gets excessively painful ater a while.

Person 1: Aww man, i have such a scarse going on

Person 2: How long has it been?

Person 1: About a week or so.

Person 2: Oh! So early days then

Person 1: ..........What?

by Damo_Time February 7, 2010

SATS

Slutty Ass Teenager Status. Usually making fun of people who think they're grown and hot shit. (;

GWS?! Nahh, I think SATS!

by McNasty, Mama Cass, Emi June 7, 2011

scat

The over-interest and utter unjustifiable LOVE for faesces: both human, animal or extra-terrestrial. Typical "Scat-Acts" include (but are not limited to): "SNIFF FOR SCAT" - this was on Childrens BBC with Pat Sharp in 1992, it involved young kids testing their sense of smell - if you found the magic goose turd you won a NES! "SCAT-RACING" - this involves the opening of one's gullet to engulf and wallow yourself in as much turd as possible in 60 seconds. The World Record is currently 12 stone of hedgehog, phillipine and rat CHOD in 58 seconds, held by Christoff Von Baron of Berlin, Germany.

James came home from school to ask his mother if he could watch SNIFF FOR SCAT before having his supplemetary dinner of SCAT SANDIWICES washed down with a SCAT-SHAKE. Little did he know this was feeding his addiction for all things brown....years later he can be found with a giant straw balls deep in latrines behind the Afghan lines, slurping down curry slurry at every opporunity.

by A . Bone March 24, 2007

Satsuma

When a person missing their index finger inserts the remaining three fingers into a woman's klagg/anus and repeatedly pumps away until a yellowy/orange residue is deposited. This move is then finished off by yelling "SATSUMA" into the person's discoloured orifice.

Sally's boyfriend got his finger blown off in the war, but it's ok because they can still satsuma

by Swannyd December 1, 2010

scat

scat is the sexual act of eating another guy's shit - preferably warm and just coming out of his asshole.

Some guys get off by scat - eating warm shit right from another dude's shit-hole!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

scat

1}n. animal feces...biological term
2)n. the practice of eating feces...street term

1. "Scat was collected as part of a dung-beetle research project.
2. "Are you into scat?"

by fecal fiend October 17, 2001

scat

Short for "scatology" which is the study of excrement.

We took the sample to a scatologist.

by gunhead February 13, 2006