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Super Mario

A Plumber for Nintendo who does Mushrooms and Has been doing them for almost 30 years or so. Every time, he stumbles in a endless Search of a princess that does not give a single shred of attention to him and Defeat this Turtle/Dragon/Dinosour/Ke$ha being who likes castles and Has been begging to get into The princesses Panties every time but most likely has because there is no way Bowser can wait that long for a peice of Ass. Mario usally can be found talking to his gay brother Luigi about Saving "HER" again for the 50th time and with his Slaves or the Toby/Tyrone-Named Midgets, "Toads" and their all the Same height and have the same voice. Sometimes Reggie Fills or whoever runs Nintendo would find Mario and Force to Play random Sports and Drive Go Karts or Be in a fighting Games that Have all of Nintendos Prositutes like Samus Aran, the most Succulent Truffle I have ever tasted
Kid that Never Played a Game: "Who is That, Daddy? Is that Super Mario?"

Dad: "Oh no, Hes High Again! We are leaving Son!

Kid: "But Mario looks like Hes Making a New Game! Super Mario Sexy time with Luigi!?"
by F0REVER UNREAL March 14, 2011
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super-married

When one is not only married, but also happy with said marriage.
David isn't joining us for the game because he wants to spend time with his wife. He's super-married.
by alxdr August 19, 2009
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Super Isaiah

An American YouTuber who doesn't know what quality is. Most people would argue that the only thing good about his channel is the video editing.

Fun Fact: The word "Super" in the word "Super Isaiah" actually stands for "omega big gay"
"Have you seen how ugly Super Isaiah is? He makes my eyes bleed!" "Super Isaiah's editor should have more subscribers than him"
by Not Emerald Captain March 13, 2019
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Super Cunt

A very difficult or super unpleasant female, usually acting a fool, screaming, not being able to maintain their composure.
"That chick was a super cunt after she had 3 drinks"
by sizzology January 26, 2019
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SUPER SICK

Way better than sick, cool, nice etc, when something is too damn awesome or gnarly, calling it super sick is the word for it.
"Robin came outside with some red velvet Zanotti Giuseppe sneakers, them hoes were super sick."
by Fall Gang April 19, 2016
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super bologna

A very erotic sex act in which the male wraps a thin slice of bologna around his penis and engages in sexual intercourse. The male then ejaculates on the bologna and fries it makes a sandwich with it.
Don't go in that room! He's making a super bologna sandwich!
by Ryan_Lalonde June 17, 2008
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