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straight broker

A common name givem to a bisexual or homosexual individual with whom a straight person had sex for the first time.
Joseph is a straight broker because Justin experienced his first gay experience with him
by Ricardo Medrano December 31, 2007
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Xeuron Straight

A theoretical and trans-dimensional body of water thought to exist under the capital city of Ashgabat. The Xeuron straight is home to this universe's largest Spingfleng infection and is the world's leading supply of Hingle Fibers. The only known way to naturally reach the Xeuron Straight is through the artificial construction of a rudimentary Bobar Nucleus.
I wish to visit the fabled Xeuron Straight while visiting Ashgebat.
by Gonars Banking May 28, 2021
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Straight Straggler

When someone breaks away from a flock of gays to be alone.
Kevin was walking with Tony and Luke, Luke breaks away from the group to walk on the other side of the street. Kevin and Tony's response way yelling, "Come on man, don't be a straight straggler.
by BV Cryptic August 20, 2013
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Straight Sixer

A non-alcoholic six pack preferred by people that live a straight edge lifestyle. Most commonly a six pack of Root Beer that comes in a beer-type carrier.
Person A: Hey dude, you going to that kegger tonight?
Person B: Yea, but I'm not drinking cause I'm Straight Edge.
Person A: So am I, that's why I'm taking a Straight Sixer.
by Joshua TX July 30, 2011
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edgy straight

when someone looks gay as hell but is actually straight somehow
Jill: Wow do you think that girl is gay because of the way dresses?
Ana: No, I think she's an edgy straight
by dicklesschickless July 25, 2017
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Ham Straight

A poker term where a player has a hand that contains four of the five cards required for a regular poker straight
That guy just went all in with a 7, 8, 10, J ! He was missing the 9, so he had a Ham Straight, not a regular straight, then he lost all his money!
by Somebody8827 July 13, 2020
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straight loco

beyond crazy, absurdly crazy
I can't believe he ate 15 tacos, he's straight loco!
by wordhoard October 16, 2010
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