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alabama sand storm

Having sex on the beach. Once the man begins feeling his tingles and jingles, he ejaculates on the woman's face, then continues to throw sand at her face, making it stick.
"Hey Jeff! Come here! I just gave Mary an Alabama Sand Storm. Doesn't she look cute?"
by TestesMaGee November 5, 2008
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Stormtrooper

1) A soldier from Star Wars. This type of soldier wore white armor vaguely reminiscent of the human skeleton. The Stormtroopers had many different versions of armor, ranging from forest troopers to desert troopers. The Stormtroopers were commanded by the evil Empire.

It is rumored that all Stormtroopers are clones, remnants of the great Clone Wars.

2) Stormtroopers are considered, within the storyline of the movies and other fan works, to be extremely precise when shooting. This theory is disproven to the audience /many/ times over. The characters never seem to figure it out, though.
1) Random Stormtrooper picks up a part, and holds it up for his commander to see. "*click* Look sir. Droids. *click*"

2) Obi-Wan, pointing at a blasted hull of a transport: "Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise"
by Ashburnem November 21, 2003
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eye of the storm

A period of time during a storm when things are calm.
However, this doesn't mean it's over. Things just get worse.
Can be literal or figurative
"Well, that was only the eye of the storm. It's not over yet. Things are bound to get worse." (Figurative)
by Fembotfatale October 22, 2006
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fuck storm

Babe, when I get home we're gonna work up a fuck storm till dawn, yeah!
by dumb ironworker January 21, 2007
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stormtrooping

Kyle was hella stormtrooping at practice yesterday.
by hellaweak March 26, 2011
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Tom Story

noun.
1. A form of narration: A story (usually a personal recount) that has a large build up, but doesn't go anywhere. Or, if it does go anywhere, it's nowhere worth going.

2. Used in a derogatory form (best delivered with extreme sarcasm and/or ) about a subject to express to someone that you don't care about what they are talking about.
Tom: "Oh- this awesome thing happened to me the other day, right- so I went to the shop, right."

*pause*

All: "... riiiight?"

Tom: "Yeah, I was at the shop. And there was gum on some dude's shoe."

All: "That was such a Tom Story."
by loonface August 11, 2009
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Story Up

A Phrase used in calling someone's bluff or in casually suggesting that they are flat out lying to you or others. Can be used as a sarcastic command to deter a person from lying, or as a verb, generally in past or future tenses.
Command: "There's no way you survived a car crash like that. Story up, man, story up."

Verb: "I'll have to story up if she asks me where I've been."
by Backspin August 4, 2005
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