selfie stalk

Pretending to take a selfie while actually taking a picture of the person behind you, without their knowledge

Larissa selfie stalked the cute guy at Starbucks in line behind her.

by Dandy320 October 5, 2015

google stalker

A person who aimlessly stalks different locations via Google Maps Street View.

Dude, Tim is a total Google stalker. That guys knows about everywhere but he's never left his home town.

Did you hear about Dave? His ex got a restraining order against him and now he's just her Google stalker.

by Tenacious C September 20, 2016

Creepass-Stalkophile

A male who gropes the females "ass" and "tits" when there is absolutely no relationship whatsoever. The male does so, however, in order to show off to an audience who, typically, couldn't give a lesser shit whether he is defiling a vulnerable female or not.

That "Creepass-Stalkophile" better get their hands off my friend or I'm coming over and whooping his nasty little shit covered ass.

by Majestic Flow December 5, 2016

Cursor Stalking

When you follow someone's cursor on a Google Doc leaving your cursor mark on their screen till they go absolutely insane.

"Yo dude, what the fuck?"
"What?"
"Quit cursor stalking me you bitch, I can't write shit"

by anayar October 29, 2017

pseudo-stalking

When you keep running into someone that you really don't want to run into, and it feels almost spooky or too weird to be a coincidence.

Erika: Wow, my ex-boyfriend just so happens to be going to an event that I'm going to tonight, AND he got a job in a city I used to live in, AND I saw him looking into my bathroom window last night.

Ethan: I think he's engaging in some textbook pseudo-stalking!

by efiki September 8, 2018

Torta Stalker

A really thick girl that stalks you. its more like an obsession. Very controlling of every movement you make. You can't see her but you know her fat ass is there. Harrasses all your friends to.

Damn... that Torta Stalker follows me everywhere !

by Likalotapus October 7, 2020

monkey stalking him

This lyric by King Von, is a metaphor and a play on “monkey on my back”. When you have a monkey on your back, you have a desire to drink smoke gamble (or any unhealthy coping method) because of emotional distress. King Von is saying the monkey on his uncles back, or his drug dependency, is stalking, in other words prominent or wont let up.

“My uncle got that cough again, he been smoking cr@ck since I was born. That monkey STALKING him.”
- King Von

by Gen Ten March 18, 2023