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soft post

when you post something cute or sweet on insta or at 1:59am when you can’t stop telling your freshman year college roomie how much you love her because she let you do those last three jello shots
kaylie: “im so content rn, soft post”
E: “you’re cute, soft post”
kaylie: “i wuv u, soft post”
by superduperkayl January 11, 2020
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Soft Claps

When someone can't perform well in bed, or something sad/bad happens, they have soft claps

From the latin term - Softius Claptus
Soft Claps - Damn, you heard Justin crashed his car last night? Smh, soft claps bro

That dude ain't got no game, soft claps
by Hardclapsonly December 30, 2020
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soft water

Soft water is an alternate term for the drug GHB (gamma-hydroxybutyric acid).

GHB is an agonist of the GABAb receptor, the GHB receptor, and the oxytocin receptor.

GHE has been widely used recreationally as well as medicinally. It acts as a strong sedative, yet also can have stimulatory effects.

GHB is a schedule I substamce, unless used medically (schedule III). It is referred to as a date rape drug.

It is also used as a muscle builder.

Xyrem (sodium oxybate) is the pill form prescribed for insomnia.

There are two main analogues that are widely sold as GHB when in fact they are: GBL (gamma butyrolactone) and BD (1,4 butanediol)

It is called soft water because it is slightly salty in taste, as

GHB is usually in the form of sodium salt. Thus giving merit to the name 'soft water' because 'softened water' usually has higher concentrations of sodium.
"Yo BRO you tryna hit some soft water when we hit the club tonight?"

"I drank so much soft water I went from one city to another without remember in what happened!"

"Like the first time you tried soft water" good Friday by WHY?
by Chaz Mcdapper July 28, 2017
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soft aiming

an aimbot that does not snap the sights onto another player, but fires as soon as the player moves their sights over another player, allowing them to hit other players without actually being good at the game
This script kiddie named xXjake_paul_fanXx was soft aiming, hitting me from 200 meters despite his complete lack of strats and trash skills at building.
by cooboo22 November 19, 2020
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soft and offensive

You should know, it's just like you
soft and offensive, just like you.
by dattt boiiii June 6, 2017
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Soft Tuna

A very moist, loose or soggy pussy that smells like an old unused fish tank.
Man: “her pussy is like a soft tuna.”
by Nintendo Portable Device November 26, 2019
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Soft Verbal

When you ask your wife or girlfriend for sex/sexual favors, and they are like "fine" while rolling her eyes.
Patrick rolls over and says to his wife "Hey, you know the kids are asleep" and she responds with an exasperated "Fine". Then Patrick says "I'll take a Soft Verbal".
by UrbanBlueberry August 20, 2016
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