The Brainy Smurf

Getting your testicles gargled untill they turn blue (blue balls)

Dude why cant you sit down?

Oh I just got The Brainy Smurf

by minority426 December 24, 2009

Sloppy Smurf

When an old bearded man raw dogs a little person.

Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over the place.

by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018

smurf muff

A cool person with a totally radical pussy

Alexis has a total smurf muff

by Cool chikca May 17, 2018

Sloppy Smurf

When you nut in a blue condom and it turns inside out when you're taking it off.

Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over you.

by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018

Sloppy Smurf

An outdoor circle jerk and flies land in the jizz.

Sorry flies. I sloppy smurfed all over you.

by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018

Smurf Jett

A girl who just ate a blue raspberry candy gives you head with her blue tongue

"Dude, my girl gave me a smurf jett last night it was so wild"
"Cool bro"

by womanizer3000 August 7, 2021

Smurf Jump

Shooting a rocket at your feet without jumping, resulting in a rocket jump with minimal height. Often used in the pocket soldier rollout.

Instead of going for a normal jump, I used a smurf jump to garden him.

by dogdayboy April 2, 2021