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Alabama Shotgun

When your partner sucks a fart out of your ass then you passionately kiss, inhaling the gas from her lips into your own mouth.
“When she asked me for an Alabama Shotgun, my heart melted. Lovingly, I ejaculated a fart into her mouth. Soon our eyes locked, and our tongues danced, as I sucked the juicy fart from her mouth.”

-Jesus of Nazareth
by Turdgod January 14, 2017
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Shotgun email

An email usually sent to numerous co-workers usually because the sender is too lazy to specifically address the email to the person(s) that have the information he/she needs.

It's just easier to send to eveyone and hope it sticks to the relevent parties.
Victor is always sending these Shotgun emails regarding leasing stats that I have already provide.....
by Erictheb July 9, 2010
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shotgun texting

To send a huge text message all at once, resulting in text messages being split in to parts. at the other end those parts, often come in all jumbled up and fills the cell phone screen.

Sometimes not all the "parts" get through — "hits the target"
Long winded shotgun message (100 characters or so)
<send>

Receiver sees:
Part 2/3 section of long winded message...
Part 3/3 section of long winded message...
Part 1/3 section of long winded message...

Receiver responds,
Whoa dude! machine gun texting might be annoying, but shotgun texting is not much better. It's all mixed up.
by cdpage January 7, 2012
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SHOTGUN DAMMIT

Codeword shotgun means that you called shotgun and well dammit
Shotgun” “ DAMMIT GRIF I SAID SHOTGUN” as in SHOTGUN DAMMIT
by A little salty August 15, 2018
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Wisconsin Shotgun

When you shotgun a beer, or do a beer bong and chase with cheese.
I did a Wisconsin Shotgun after the Packers scored a touchdown.
by Whiskey Richard Frankfurter November 14, 2011
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shotgun wedding

(Idiom) where extenuating circumstances mean that for either honour or pressure from a family.
The source of this is a wedding where a man was forced to marry a woman he impregnated. Her father held a shotgun to him at all times.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
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Cumbria Shotgun

Called after someone else calls Shotgun, the Cumbria Shotgun overrides the original shotgun because if the original shotgun caller doesn't move out of your seat, you actually go on a mad shotgun killing spree. Google "Cumbria Shootings".
*Derrick and his twin are about to get into a car*
David: SHOTGUN!
Derrick: CUMBRIA SHOTGUN!
David: Mate, I already called shotgun. I'm getting in the front!
Derrick: CUMBRIA. FUCKING. SHOTGUN. *Chk-CHK*
by Tactful June 7, 2010
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