Barbie softly whispered to her tan and toned inanimate partner Ken, “Hey, why don’t we pick up some really short tee shorts for our trip this weekend to Barbados?!”
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2023
by Dizzardary October 21, 2022
When a limp penis is inside an ass or vagina and then gets erect with such girth that is causes bruising to legs, thighs and ass resembling purple shorts
by Joekerzwild December 08, 2017
The man was balled short when his wife caught him in bed with another woman nut less organs testicles
by Nutlee January 05, 2011
Not as many people seem to remember Short Circuit as the Matrix, it might be that it didn't have enough special effects for some people.
by The Original Agahnim January 23, 2022
"Once I was served a summons at a friends wedding to appear court, I realized that I have been short roped!
by beebob40 November 11, 2009